What Would You Name Your Imaginary Band?

Last week, The Onion AV Club asked their staff what they would name their band if they were actually in one. Overall, I think their answers were poor and uninspired (“Pinwheeling Varmint Heads”?). But here are some of their best band name ideas:

  1. The Judith Light
  2. Surprise! You’re an Orphan
  3. Tae Kwon Do Sleepover
  4. Mr. Travolta’s Hair
  5. Jefferson Slaveship

My favorite is “Surprise! You’re an Orphan.” Second place goes to “Mr. Travolta’s Hair.”

What would you name YOUR imaginary band?